I like watching beauty pageants. If there is a single dude on this planet who will say they don’t like watching women in their best form, best swimsuits, and best smile, that is a lunatic.

Sometimes, there are bonuses. Moments that will get you off the rails for a bit to make you laugh.

10. Miss Carolina Wardrobe Malfunction

I don’t understand why anyone would wear a risky swimsuit like the one this girl is wearing in this pageant. You know you will strut the stage, you know millions of people are watching and you still wear it.

The worst part of this whole thing, she wasn’t even aware her swimsuit has slipped.

Come on.

9. Miss Alabama Pageant Contestant/Interview Hilarious

The only sure way to avoid other people laughing at you is to pay attention to what your teachers are teaching inside the classroom and not be concerned only about the latest fashion trends.

The question asked is a current issue, you have no excuse not to know about it.

8. Miss USA California Responds To Gay Marriage Question

Perez Hilton asks Miss California what she thinks about legalizing gay marriage and she gives an honest answer. Sure, thank you for your honesty but it is no excuse not to give gays the right to marry who they want to freakin’ marry. No, not an excuse.

Hilton went on to say Ms. California lost because she didn’t give a politically correct answer, I say she deserve to lose with that frame of mind.

7. Slovak Miss 2009 crash!

Who said the candidates only the candidates holds exclusive right to give embarrassing moments?

The host can have his moment and this is a great one.

Observe the reaction of the two girls on the swing, not a care in the world.

6. Ms. Philippines WTF Q&A

Paolo Bediones: Janina, how are you?
Janina San Miguel: I’m fine.
Paolo Bediones: Alright, so you won two of the major awards – Best in Long Gown, Best in Swimsuit, do you feel any pressure right now?
Janina San Miguel: No, I don’t feel any pressure right now.
Paolo Bediones: Confident! Alright! Please choose a name of the judge.
Paolo Bediones: We have Miss Vivienne Tan.
Vivienne Tan: Good Evening.
Janina San Miguel: Good Evening.
Vivienne Tan: The question is, what role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas?
Janina San Miguel: Well, my family’s role for me is so important b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… Oh I’m so sorry, Ahhmm… My pamily… My family… Oh my god… I’m…
(Paolo Bediones: Pwede ka magtagalog,ok lang) Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto, Ahhmm, Wait… Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b’coz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taf 10. Hmmm, so… but I said dot my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.